After carefully inspecting, I saw that the bench was freshly painted and she was stuck to the bench like a gum. The doctor comes by and asks if I'd mind an observer. I ended up fainting out of the chair onto the floor, basically naked, and woke up to the doctor yelling down the hallway to the nurses for help. It was one of the most uncomfortable and embarrassing experiences I've had at a doctor's office" (Source). My most embarrassing I described in another thread recently (gel disinfectant, in my eye, first day of my first nursing job). Making out below the bellybutton is perfectly normal for teens your age'. Right after I propped my legs up in the stirrups and the doctor started my lady parts examination, I tried to make a joke by asking if I should have brought flowers. In fact, I made such a scene that the head doctor herself had to come in and calm me down, with the nurses looking on. When my extremely hot oral surgeon came into the room to check on me, I told him I thought he was gorgeous and that I would love to go out with him sometime even though I was too young for him. My doctor (Male, about age 45-ish) looked at me the way a car trader looks at a new red Ferrari, and then asked if I was sexually active. "Many doctors have witnessed some embarrassing moments. I am not even engaging in 'outercourse'. I was blushing slightly at this discovery, because I knew enough about Candida to have some idea of how it probably got there. The doctor assured him it wasn't anything serious by saying, 'If you were to feel my knee, it does the same thing.' So far so good. I was mortified. My younger cousin had inhaled a small piece of eraser and she was wailing one day. He shows the doctor who busts out laughing and told him that it was a external occipital protuberance or occipital bun (basically a knot on the back of his head). I kept thinking it was going to be awkward or painful and I made myself hysterical waiting in the chair. This was a Catholic hospital in Trenton, New Jersey, and before Roe v. Wade, and my sister and her associates as devout Catholics took this event and responsibility very seriously. ", "I was getting treatment for an ingrown hair near the top of my butt and had to go to wound care. I was mortified. Clamps are required as well to finesse things apart and it takes some time make sure to not snip things that need not be snipped. Unfortunately, that anaesthetic had to be administered through a needle. Dad insisted that he had the bump since birth and mom wouldn't hear anything of it. The diagnosis couldn't be conducted because the man was laughing hysterically --- the substance was ticklish! The vas tube, a small artery and a very important nerve all wrapped up together in a neat little bundle. ", "I farted during a gyno exam, like when her face was right there. I spent the whole exam laughing, because that's what I do in awkward situations, while he examined my boobs, clearly in quite considerable pain. So, the only option left was to cut the dress (because we were in a hurry and nobody was giving me any oil/lubricant). Choosing a nice bikini is not an easy choice! When she finally arrived. The doc felt bad and said, 'Well, can I at least offer you a physical or something since you are here and paying for the visit?' Really LOUD PORN. I ended up in hospital on a drip. It would be left it in your body for 15 days to remove the remaining stones after the operation. While I was there, I was told I would need a colonoscopy and then they started to give me all the medicines to prep. There's a whole lot of looking at your body, touching it and tapping it, sometimes with clothes needing to be removed. There was a bathroom 10 feet away and I excused myself, saying, 'I'll be RIGHT back, I promise!' No less than eight nurses and four innocent people got a great view of my pale, white butt being shaved. They were coated completely in vomit. My mother was called up by the school, and she had to take me to the hospital. As I was stark naked, huddled in the corner washing myself with paper towels and soap, a middle-aged man whom I recognized from the waiting room walked in with my surgeon who was showing him to the bathroom. Even if it meant giving up every shred of dignity I had by throwing the biggest tantrum that hospital had ever seen. I collided with a nurse in the hall and we went down. Whew! The clamping was as if each testicle, in turn, were put in an ever righting vise. My sibling, an anesthetist was assisting the surgeon. However, my illogical rational mind decided that since I'd done so much to avoid the shot, I might as well follow through with it. True stories about things that health professionals have done, said, and/or witnessed. Way back in the late 1950s, in the UK, my rather nervous and prudish aunt went for a chest x-ray. So, there I was pulling down my jeans, at I think I was around 40 or 41 years old at the time, wearing my brand new Incredible Hulk Briefs --- they were like Under-roos, that I had gotten as a gag gift years ago. Cue awkward silence for a few seconds until the doc said, 'Please don't touch my knee,' and my husband left the room in mortified silence! At first, nothing was happening and they actually had to put in a suppository (not a great memory) but soon I kept running to the bathroom. The nurse on the ward took the call. After a while the contractions started to get worse and I woke my husband to let him know that he wouldn't be going to work and that would be the night. ", "I went to the ER because I had a terrible stomach virus. By reflex, I whirled around and ran out the door, clutching at my pants, still around my knees. Which is exactly what I did. 30 Hilariously Embarrassing Bikini Fails. Thank god i never saw their face but..." (Source). Anne and her colleagues placed a bed pan under her, gave her some privacy, and the woman passed the remains. We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us about some of their most awkward and embarrassing moments at the doctor's ⦠he said he didn't tell me because he didn't want to me be embarrassed" (Source). I made the swing, but felt a sharp pain in my left wrist. We all love and admire Jennifer Lawrence for her acting, humor and values. "I tried being Michael Douglas! They got a full-on, frontal view of me in my grotesque, Gollum-like appearance and just stared, shocked that they had intruded in my makeshift bathhouse. We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. I booked an appointment with the kids hospital(as I was young enough to go there) to get the stitches. _It's pretty easy to feel self-conscious while receiving a check-up from a doctor. But he was blushing like crazy. I blushed some more, due to the slightly invasive question, and replied, 'No, I'm still a virgin'. What People Really Think About Their Jobs, Office Life Could Be Forever Changed After The Pandemic, Amazon Fired 3 Employees Who Voiced Their Concerns About, "Zoombombers" Are Exposing Security Risks In The Video, For details on Gateway Blend's privacy and cookie policies, please visit our. Stiff upper lip. She won the argument (as she usually does), the doctor's appointment ensued, and here was dad in the office when the doctor walks in. ", "I had to get a smear test and the nurse had just finished taking the sample when all of a sudden the clamp shoots out of my vagina and onto the floor with a loud metallic clang. So I waited. Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! He had a VERY thick accent, and after taking a quick look at me he said, 'Take off your blouses!' "It is very common for me, as a triathlete, to have regular visits to an applied kinesiologist during the high season of the training year. The normal banter is exchanged and he asks dad what the problem is. The nurse wheels me into the cutting arena and the doctor appears ready to get started. This may sound odd, but I actually wasn't even having 'outercourse' at this time, mainly due to being raised Catholic, & also due to being a painfully shy loner, and introvert. Obsessed with travel? Hilarious Twerk fail - Embarrassing moment Lateysha Grace's dress SPLITS on live TV. My dad replied, 'My wife insisted that I was about to die as she noticed this lump on the back of my head that I have had since I was born'. But I'm also a virgin with respect to female-female contact. 'Oh, that? Another tantrum followed, as they tried to give me the shot, with no success. After strep came back negative, and flu came back negative, and a bacteria-check came back negative, a look at my throat-swabbings under a microscope indicated a serious overpopulation of Candida (vaginal yeast.) Security check at the airport is not as simple as we think. We called him the pirate ⦠In their innocence, amongst themselves, they decided on a name for this little 'baby' -- Elizabeth. This isn't my dad, but you get the idea if you look at the back of his guy's head behind his ears. ... One evening there was a huge function at the hospital where the guests included dignitaries such as federal and state politicians, hospital administrators, senior university management and senior consultants. "Not a doctor but an optician. So she says, 'Erratic, erotic, what's the difference?' OK, fine. Hope you enjoy some of our moments in the hospital⦠Also in my teens, I regularly saw a dermatologist, as I'm very fair and have a long family history of skin cancer. I agreed. Despite being haughty, he was a great pediatric. I seriously would have slapped that man right then--- Not for the somewhat reasonable questions about my sexual activity--- but for all his ogling and leering... if he hadn't been a young-adult gynecology specialist. Turns out I was supposed to take them off at least 30 minutes before testing my eyes, oops. "I was doing a post-op checkup. I was under the effects of anesthesia post the surgery. I have a number but the one that still makes me cringe was when I was about 13 â 14. "Oh man, I totally remember this! I had just bought a new scrub top( the kind that snap down the front). At one point, they tried to hold me down, but I just wailed louder. My GF and BC pills did not get along. ", "The doctor walked in right as I was shoving a bunch of Band-Aids into my purse from the drawer. One of the symptoms was really bad night sweats. I will share with you my most embarrassing moment in front of a doctor. They were giving me lots of morphine so it didn't bother me as much at the time due to the effects of the drug but I definitely cringe every time I think back to that. "Not mine, but my aunt's. I didn't lock the bathroom door because I *thought* I was the only one in the pre-op room. I went to the student health center with a horrible sore throat. So the soundtrack in the waiting room was a woman moaning. The doctor chuckled, smiled a dirty-old-man leer, and said, 'You might be flexible enough to perform cunnilingus on yourself, or to have other interesting means of self-infection, to get the Candida from your vagina, where it belongs, to your throat, where it doesn't belong. He pushed a little harder than normal and I farted. _. In my apartment ten years later, I know Iâm far away in space and time from this moment, and yet it still makes me wince. As much hype and attention as we give it, sex is just another normal function of the human body â which can only mean it has the potential to get pretty darn embarrassing. Your post-operative patient is embarrassed because he fainted when he tried to get out of bed: âThis happens often. AMA Citation Embarrassing moments. Nearly everyone has had at least one embarrassing moment on front of a doctor at some point of their life. I was blushing about the color of a pink carnation, possibly darker, all the way from my forehead to my bustline. My husband was asleep and I didn't want to wake him because he had to get up for work in a few hours for work. If they have not, they will. ", "I hit on a 50-year-old nurse after my wisdom teeth were removed. ", "I was feeling unwell, and the doctor put the flat wooden stick on my tongue to check my throat. Stent is a soft tube. The surgeon came back and put up my x-rays on the screen. I'm straight, so it came as a surprise to my dad. My mom immediately freaked out and INSISTED that he go to the doctor for the large bump on the back of his head. My doctor looked at my gravity-defying 19-year old breasts the way a hungry teenager looks at a pizza. She... #2. The Doctor must have had a hearty laugh as well!" He calmly asked me to put my clothes back on, and apologized for mistaking me for the other patient. She always looks beautiful and powerful. "I couldn't resist laughter, being diagnosed with an ultrasound machine. So the day went on as scheduled. "I was embarrassed for the doctor! Once the fetus was expelled, they were told to collect it and send it down to the lab. My doctor rather-too-obviously appraised my perfect, 19-year old legs (in a pink frilly miniskirt), and then he asked, 'Are you sure you aren't sexually active with a girlfriend, perhaps?' ", "I made an appointment because I suspected I had pink eye, and was scheduled with a doctor I had never seen before. We all love traveling and exploring the new places. If they have not, they will. I'll put them back. Finally I couldn't take anymore and I holed up in the bathroom and decided to just stay there for a while. I was walking a liver patient in the hallâ¦very confused man. After that, they tried to give me the shot, this time far, far away from my wound so that I wouldn't be afraid. He gave me a confused look back and said, 'No, no' â pointing to my eyes â 'your GLASSES. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! I jumped down to take a look, only to realize that the hook had severed a good chunk of skin off, exposing the flesh within. Embarrassed Patients Share Their Most Humiliating Doctor Experiences. The delivery resulted in placenta abruptio (placenta tearing before the child is born) so the doctor had to use forceps to get my son out, which resulted in several lacerations in the birth canal. The AK, who is a chiropractor also trained in nutrition, muscle testing and structure, always works wonders for whatever little injuries come up during my training --- or over-training as is sometimes the case. On the bright side, the wound got me a day off from school, and a cool-looking permanent scar which I can show off" (Source). The doctor began to push the apparatus to my body so I would stop laughing. 30 Hilariously Embarrassing Bikini Fails. 10 weird elevator moments caught on camera. After 15 days I am in hospital to remove the stent and am like this That hospital has a medical college as well and you are right two girl students joined the course of action and am not sure why there was no anesthesia given. She called me into her office and as I sat down she asked why I was there. I realized I had to fart and ended up pooping my pants while being scanned. I don't have a girlfriend, and the only girl I'd ever want to kiss is going to a different University from me'. Hmm.. what's taking so long??? You know how the goalposts have two vertical crossbars parallel to one another on the top? Especially when something goes wrong. She answered by saying it was hard to tell because her periods were so EROTIC. ", "I woke up from anesthesia after my first colonoscopy and was talking to my friend (apparently very loudly). I was admitted in hospital for kidney stone at my 19 teen, laparoscopy operation was gone well and they inserted a stent. But for some reason, this one and only time ever, the doctor needed to give me a deep tissue massage at the upper part of my hamstrings that apparently were not as easily accessible beneath my jeans. embarrass: to cause to feel self-conscious, confused, and ill at ease; disconcert; fluster (Websterâs New World Dictionary, Third College Edition) When I was 15, I went to my pediatrician for a check up. I got aroused during the screening and ejaculated on the doctor and nurse. My husband and mother was there and watched the entire birth. I was prepped, filled out and signed all the paperwork in my little hospital gown. Underwear choice for the exam: black lace thong. So far so good. Anne and her fellow students were the laughing stock of the school and the hospital for weeks afterward. However, I'd forgotten that the crossbar facing the field had hooks on it. I blushed even more at this leading question, especially since I had been having occasional lesbian-fantasy dreams, about a particularly tall and strong redhead from my home high school, whom had a crush on me. They had to wonder what kind of people we were. But it gets better. A cold washcloth to my forehead brought me back just enough to hear some chuckles and snickering. My older daughter (18) volunteered to drive me home from the hospital. I was 19, in my sophomore year at college, and still a virgin. It was just one nurse at first and she assured me many times that I had nothing to be embarrassed about as I sat there on the toilet. I tried to laugh it off by saying that it must happen all the time. Once we got there, I was told I had to get the wound stitched. Now, I said to my 19-year old self, I can relax, and feel 'normal' again" (Source). I thought, Oh jeez, couldn't they have sent a woman or a older male doctor? The tech saw me literally shit myself and caught it on camera...", "Once before surgery, I was told to change into a gown and wash up. So many people I interviewed for my new book, Cringeworthy, confess to reacting to old embarrassments in the same way. Damn that hurts. As she progressed through her nursing studies, she and her fellow nursing students worked on the floors as part of their curriculum. As an aside, I was told my experience was quite atypical and most patients feel very little pain during this procedure. When I was a kid (like 8 or 9), I had to get a routine physical to participate in sports at school. I went in for a prostate exam, and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. "I had an intestine operation done sometime back. By this time, the scheduler totally lost it, she was laughing so hard, a nurse was standing outside the room laughing. Most Embarrassing Moments! Your power has corrected completely! 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